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Holistic Happiness: How I Dealt w/Fibro & Insomnia from Lyme

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Feb 19, 2012 health , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 8 Comments

After all the lovely responses I received from my blog on natural products I’ve used to help with energy, I decided to write one about what helped me with two of the worst aspects of having Chronic Lyme Disease: fibromyalgia (aka, horrible pain everywhere all the time for no apparent reason), and insomnia.  I only have a couple products that worked for each, but they worked very well.

Insomnia
My insomnia began pretty quickly after I started treating Lyme with the Rife machine. I would go to bed on nights I used it, and just not fall asleep. By five am, I’d be in tears, and I would either not fall asleep at all or finally fall asleep in late morning, only to sleep for a couple hours. Since I used the machine 1-2x a week, the insomnia would diminish as the days passed between treatments, then occur again as soon as I used the machine. Within a few weeks, it became nightly, and torturous. My LLMD prescribed me ketamine, which I refused to take. All I could think was, “K-Hole,” and, “Why the hell would I want to be on the most popular date rape drugs of the 90s?” I’d had a disastrous experience with Ambien in my early 20s and didn’t want to go near that, or any other pharmaceutical. I tried an array of supplements until I found a combo that worked:





An Shui Wan by Plum Flower Brand, approximately $15 for 220 pills: I had taken this after the Ambien disaster in my 20s, and it cured the insomnia I had in college.  Not only does it put you to sleep, but it also regulates your circadian rhythms.  This teaches your body to get tired at the same time every night, which is very helpful.  In the past, An Shui Wan alone had knocked me out.  They say to take 2-8 tiny tea pills, and I’d have success with a dosage of six or so.  With the Lyme, though, I needed much more.  I took about 15 An Shui Wan tea pills a night, along with:

Amantilla Extract by NutraMedix, approximately $20 for 1 oz: This alone didn’t put me to sleep, but combined with An Shui Wan, I never needed to use a pharmaceutical sleep aid.  The dosage is 15-20 drops, and I generally took 30.  Granted, this is twice the recommended dosage for both herbs, but given that they are natural and safe, I think doubling up is far, far less harmful than taking actual drugs.  Between the two, I slept full nights the entire time I treated the Lyme.  As I got better, sleep came more easily, and I backed off each of these until I slept unaided.  There were no side effects at all in coming off of them.

One other thing that helped with sleep also helped with pain, so it makes a good segue.  I imagine most people dealing with chronic illness or fibromyalgia are likely already familiar, but just in case you’re not:





Ever since Kramer on Seinfeld referred to taking a bath as, “steeping in a tepid pool of your own filth,” I’ve had an aversion to them.  But man, epsom salt baths are sooooo important for Lyme treatment.  I took one after every time I used the Rife, and it made the detox process much more effective.  It also made me sleepy, and made me feel a bit less like I was made of lead.  Be careful, of course, when using these if you have a serious illness, because they say it can knock you out or make you detox too fast.  I never had any negative results myself.  Espom salts are available for super cheap at any grocery or drug store, and it’s suggested that you work your way up to the full 2 cups slowly.

Pain/Fibromyalgia
When I started treatment, my first route was the Cowden Condensed Protocol. The only thing I have to say about that is, f!ck the Cowden Protocol. It did indeed start killing the Lyme, but no matter how much of their detox herbs I took, or anything else I did for detox, I could not get the toxins out. Cowden took me from fully mobile and normal to unable to walk in less than two months. Not only was I in constant, unexplainable agony, my joints wouldn’t bend. Trying to walk, I looked like I was 80 years old. My knees simply refused to bend AT ALL, I couldn’t even sit in a chair. I couldn’t lift my arm high enough over my head to get a glass for water, let alone bear the weight of a full glass in my hands. It was such a nightmare. We went to visit my parents (I got a wheelchair in the airport, which was a new low in life, but for the record, zooms you right on through security!), and my mother nearly died when she looked at me. My sister had just gotten a Rife machine because my initial diagnosis had prompted her and her husband to get tested– both were positive– and while there, I stopped taking the Cowden products and used her machine’s detox settings. When we left a few days later, I was again able to walk. My parents then got me a GB 4000 machine, which is what she had, and I used it for three months to kill the Lyme dead.





I cannot say enough good things about this machine.  Yes, it is a high initial investment (nearly $2500), but how much money does the average Lymie spend on antibiotics that have a 66% cure rate with a 35% relapse rate?  Lots more, for sure.  The machine can be used for everything from candida to hiccups, and I still bust it out on occasion when new health problems arise or return.  It has pain settings/programs on it, and you can change the set up so that you put the pads on your hurt parts and actually feel the muscle contractions and relaxing relief.  It helped immensely for pain by using the pain programs, and helped a lot indirectly via the detox settings/programs.  I ran detox and pain nearly all days in between treatments.  While I was pretty laid up and non-functional during these months, I was at least not wanting to die like when I couldn’t move at all.





Thermoderm cream, approximately $15 for a small bottle: slather your body in this, be prepared for about half an hour of horrific heat and burning, then settle into nearly 12 hours of SERIOUS pain relief.  I LOVE this cream and it actually made me feel like I could move my limbs and muscles.  With it, as I began to get better I was able to slowly start stretching again.  I had gone from being someone who could touch her toes/put her hands flat on the ground, to someone who couldn’t even bend to the knee.  Thermoderm loosened everything inside up, numbed the pain, warmed my muscles, and gave me a much needed mental break from thinking, “OW!” nonstop.






 




Ganja, mon: I’d been a TOTAL pothead for about 15 years before Lyme.  When I first got sick and didn’t know what was wrong, I stopped enjoying pot and had to stop smoking it.  I thought I’d grown up, and gave myself a pat on the back for finally achieving Big Girl status.  What had actually happened was that Lyme f-ed up my brain and changed its chemistry dramatically, so I didn’t respond to anything the way I had before.  I stayed off the crazy weed for about two years, until eventually after a lot of suggestions I tried it for the fibro pain.  At first, I got a sativa from a friend, which is what I had smoked before, made it into butter, ate way too much, and spent about four hours laughing and crying hysterically.  Not fun.  I went ahead and got a medical marijuana card, then went to a club to ask them what they recommended specifically for pain.  I alternated between two strains of indica that made me feel a lot less awful: Blue Moonshine (pictured left) and Iron Maiden (right).  I smoked a very, very small amount- eating it just didn’t work for me for some reason- on a daily basis until I got better, then kept it up on occasion when it sounded like fun.  Both of these strains made me feel relaxed physically but did not make me feel like I was in a mental state of panicked impending doom, like sativas did.





Last, but just as important as the GB 4000 Rife machine, acupuncture with mobile cupping: I didn’t get two Yelp “review of the day”s on this place for nothing!  Acupuncture had helped me with a lot of health problems in the past, but what Antonio Whiteley of Body and Soul Acupuncture did with mobile cupping helped get me out of pain quickly, as well as catapulted me into wellness.  As of when I went to him, I didn’t know it but the Lyme was basically all dead already from the Rife; I was just still having symptoms because I couldn’t get all the toxins out.  The first visit I went, he did a back shu treatment and then mobile cupping all over my back afterward.  Somehow, this jumpstarted my entire body.  Within the first week of treatment, I could stretch again (thanks also to the Thermoderm), and within a few weeks, I was seriously doing kickboxing class videos at home.  Acupuncture/cupping mobilized the toxins right out of my body, and that is when I got well.  The whole recovery process, after years of illness, took less than a month, and I have not had fibro pain or insomnia since.  It has been over a year since then, and I still see Antonio regularly.  In the same sense that I still take supplements to keep the Lyme under control, I utilize acupuncture as a proven way to keep my body properly detoxifying.

If you are suffering from fibro or insomnia, or any other related health condition, the above options will be much easier on your system, and have far fewer negative effects (if any), than the pharmaceuticals doctors prescribe.  Before you begin something that may do you further harm, please consider one of these natural alternatives.


The Real Herbals of Beverly Hills

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Jan 19, 2012 herb store reviews , , , , , , , , , , 2 Comments

Beverly Hills’ best kept secret is not that it houses the headquarters of FreezeTheFat.com (seriously, wtf IS that?), or its real botulism-injected housewives.  Rather, it is a shop called Dragon Herbs, with which I am currently head-over-herbal-heels in love.  Situated on Robertson Blvd. between 3rd St. and Wilshire, this Chinese herb and tonic shop has incredible and high-quality products.

Spring Dragon Longevity tea- one tea bag makes 3 cups, and the box of 20 bags is $9 or less

The first product I got here was the above tea, and I felt like I was on some seriously lovely, yet mild, drugs all afternoon and evening.  Sadly, it hasn’t made me feel that crazy high since, but it has completely changed my world for the better… and, better yet, it has allowed me to completely drop the caffeine addiction I recently picked up.  I’d been having some major issues with low-energy, and was up to coffee twice a day, which I hated.  As soon as I started drinking this tea, I stopped craving caffeine.  It’s adaptogenic, which means it actually helps your body function systemically, it doesn’t just give it a temporary boost that will then leave you depleted later, a la caffeine.

The pills that knocked my cold straight into cold heaven

The first herbal pills I got from Dragon were a complex called Activated Minor Bupleurum, which cost about $20.  I’d had a nasty cold for about four days which nothing was helping, with “nothing” being outrageous amounts of vitamins c and d, olive leaf extract, etc.  Got this bottle in the early afternoon, felt pretty much fine by evening.  The next day I hacked out all the phlegm that had been in my sinuses, and that was that.  I was fine.  I have never, ever recovered so quickly from an illness!  I continued taking it for another day or two, then shelved it so it can hopefully ward off the next bug that tries to attack me.

It really is Tao in a bottle, and it won't even set you back $30.

Duuuuuuuuude.  This complex is the most effective chill pill EVER.  I have a tendency, especially since my hormones got all thrown off a few months ago, to be a touch of a stresscase.  I’ve acquired a ridiculous habit of, all weekend long, pointing out the time to my spouse, as if we have somewhere to be even when we don’t.  Marijuana helps, but I’m just not that into that anymore, so she has been stuck hearing all day long about what time it is and how much time has elapsed since last I told her what time it was, and how long it is until we have to be somewhere, if we even do.  And if we don’t, I tell her how long it’ll be till somewhere we are vaguely considering going closes.  Enter Tao in a Bottle, and exit my giving a hoot about wtf time it is.  I am going to the shop today to buy a bottle of this for my parents, because guess where I got that stresscase trait from?!

The manager of Dragon Herbs is named Susan, and she has recently spent a good deal of time with my spouse and I, helping us figure out what would be right for our bodies and needs.  She’s quite intuitive, and can also read your health problems alarmingly well just by looking at you.  I’ve also begun taking two more complexes, one for building my apparently weak/low blood and one for my poor trashed hormones, but all that takes far longer to fix than a cold, so I don’t have an opinion yet on those herbs.  Their products are also available on iHerb.com, and a couple are available on VitaCost.com, but they aren’t particularly discounted on either, so if you are in the area, and have been needing to get your fill of the Ivy and Les Habitudes (which, incidentally, is where my $10,000 dream wedding dress lives), stop by Dragon Herbs and let them make your day a whole lot brighter.  (If you’re not local, http://www.DragonHerbs.com is the site and they include very thorough descriptions of all products.  There is also a location in Santa Monica.)